What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 09:31

From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
Why do narcissists want to hurt your feelings, even after they discard you?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What are the extra benefits of a smart TV?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
You Only Live Twice
A View to a Kill
Goldfinger
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
Why is the show The Big Bang Theory so hated?
Octopussy
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!